Be sure to check out The Scene all this week for Nate's retrospective on his band mates. It's getting pretty emotional around these parts, but try to be strong. For the children.
As for me, I'm not quite ready to match Nate's sincerity quite yet. Still, it is feeling an awful lot like senior year around here, so I thought I'd award a few Scamper Superlatives:
Most Likely to Have a Secret Life as a CIA Assassin: Keith Michel
Think about it - the intense privacy, the hidden jacked physique, the hot Russian wife. It just makes sense.
Most Infectious Laugh and He Has The Clap Which Is Also Infectious: Mike Mirabella
Sorry, ladies. Especially the Revere High School field hockey team.
Best Body Weight/Facial Hair Ratio: Nate Rogers
Nate just got back from the lab and it turns out that his body mass is composed of 74% sideburn. Even his spleen has a goatee. He's a bearded miracle of nature, that boy.
Best Scamper Member of All Time: Brendan Boogie
Wow! I'm as shocked as you are on this one, kids. I don't know what to say. In the words of former Philadelphia Eagle and 2004 Super Bowl loser Freddie Mitchell - 'I'd like to thank my hands for being so great.'"
Biggest Chump in Scamper History: Marc Roderick/Doug the Penguin (tie)
Oooh... I was sure you were going to finally beat the plastic penguin out this year, buddy. Better luck next time.
Most Important Event in the History of the Universe: Scamper's Last Waltz. February 2 at the Middle East Downstairs with Baker, Harris, and Aloud.
Rumor has it someone's going to pour pig's blood on my head during my crowning ceremony. Things could get ugly. Don't miss it.
As for me, I'm not quite ready to match Nate's sincerity quite yet. Still, it is feeling an awful lot like senior year around here, so I thought I'd award a few Scamper Superlatives:
Most Likely to Have a Secret Life as a CIA Assassin: Keith Michel
Think about it - the intense privacy, the hidden jacked physique, the hot Russian wife. It just makes sense.
Most Infectious Laugh and He Has The Clap Which Is Also Infectious: Mike Mirabella
Sorry, ladies. Especially the Revere High School field hockey team.
Best Body Weight/Facial Hair Ratio: Nate Rogers
Nate just got back from the lab and it turns out that his body mass is composed of 74% sideburn. Even his spleen has a goatee. He's a bearded miracle of nature, that boy.
Best Scamper Member of All Time: Brendan Boogie
Wow! I'm as shocked as you are on this one, kids. I don't know what to say. In the words of former Philadelphia Eagle and 2004 Super Bowl loser Freddie Mitchell - 'I'd like to thank my hands for being so great.'"
Biggest Chump in Scamper History: Marc Roderick/Doug the Penguin (tie)
Oooh... I was sure you were going to finally beat the plastic penguin out this year, buddy. Better luck next time.
Most Important Event in the History of the Universe: Scamper's Last Waltz. February 2 at the Middle East Downstairs with Baker, Harris, and Aloud.
Rumor has it someone's going to pour pig's blood on my head during my crowning ceremony. Things could get ugly. Don't miss it.
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Breaking news: I'm leaning heavily towards the end of Scamper bringing with it the end of my sideburns, but not before going out in a giant blaze of beard.
We've heard this song and dance before.
Fool me once, shame on your sideburns. Fool me twice, shame on MY sideburns.
Right? Who's with me?
Dude… you misspelled Champ!
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