For those of you curious pupils who are reading ahead in your textbooks, I've decided to call all of our future Brendan Boogie Band shows by cool badass nicknames like UFC pay-per-views. Honestly, what do you think will put more butts in the seats: "Brendan Boogie Band at O'Brien's on March 22" or "The Brawlston in Allston!" No brainer. More on that show as the grudge match approaches.
In other news, my brakes started grinding during my Friday afternoon commute. With my fast-paced jetsetting lifestyle, I didn't exactly have time to comparison shop with mechanics, so I went with the classic "Pull into the nearest brake place that's open" technique.
Two hours and $850 later, my brakes were working again! Oh happy, joyful day! That's exactly what I wanted to spend that kind of money on. Luckily, I'm a wealthy local rock star so eight bills doesn't even press a dimple in my vast untapped fortune. It's always a pleasure to spend money on crap like that, isn't it?
As I pulled out of Habib's Discount Brakes, I noticed a banner hanging in the window reading "Wednesdays - Ladies Day! $14.99 Oil Changes!"
How confident should I be in my brake job when the guys doing it are offering a "Ladies Day"? I'm afraid they replaced my transmission fluid with watered down mai tais and rohypnol.
In other news, my brakes started grinding during my Friday afternoon commute. With my fast-paced jetsetting lifestyle, I didn't exactly have time to comparison shop with mechanics, so I went with the classic "Pull into the nearest brake place that's open" technique.
Two hours and $850 later, my brakes were working again! Oh happy, joyful day! That's exactly what I wanted to spend that kind of money on. Luckily, I'm a wealthy local rock star so eight bills doesn't even press a dimple in my vast untapped fortune. It's always a pleasure to spend money on crap like that, isn't it?
As I pulled out of Habib's Discount Brakes, I noticed a banner hanging in the window reading "Wednesdays - Ladies Day! $14.99 Oil Changes!"
How confident should I be in my brake job when the guys doing it are offering a "Ladies Day"? I'm afraid they replaced my transmission fluid with watered down mai tais and rohypnol.
2 Comments:
my last brake job cost $36 because it myself.
Of course, I'm not a huge pussy.
Just saying.
my last brake job cost $36 because it myself.
Of course, I'm not a huge pussy.
Just saying.
It's good that you've also been able to cut corners by eliminating those expensive "verbs."
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