If you haven't heard the story about the US Navy destroying a potentially toxic satellite with a missile on the first try, check out the second video down. Pretty cool shit. But as always, it does lead to a few questions:

Question Uno: I know a lot of citizens (including myself) complain about bloated military spending. But Jebus H. Christmas - how bad-ass is our military? They hit a satellite in orbit on the first shot. Bad-fucking-ass.

Question Dos: Speaking of satellites, show of hands: how many of you learned "Satellite" by Dave Matthews on guitar in a vain attempt to get laid in college? Don't be afraid. You're among friends.

Question Trios: Am I the only one that's a little attracted to Erin Esurance?

Speaking of bombs, Nate's taking requests over in The Scene. Our boy's playing a solo show on Monday March 3 at the Abbey Lounge and wants to be a pleaser, not a teaser. Be sure to stop by and tell him what you want to hear.