Ed. note: Brendan is unable to give you the high hard stuff today because Harris and Aloud literally rocked his ass off at Harper's Ferry last night. The best surgeons in Mexico have spent the last six hours performing the controversial "assoplasty" procedure to restore Brendan's posterior to its former apple-firm glow.
Brendan is resting comfortably in an undisclosed area hospital and is reportedly "feeling sore and a little randy" after the grueling surgical procedure. He has assured us that he will return tomorrow to deliver more of his signature hijinx/veiled racist comedy. Good night and good luck.
Brendan is resting comfortably in an undisclosed area hospital and is reportedly "feeling sore and a little randy" after the grueling surgical procedure. He has assured us that he will return tomorrow to deliver more of his signature hijinx/veiled racist comedy. Good night and good luck.
3 Comments:
as a long time reader of both this and joe's diary, i request that the whole "ass literally rocked off" routine be retired already.
as a long time reader of both this and joe's diary, i request that the whole "ass literally rocked off" routine be retired already.
No credit for the "assoplasty"? That's a new twist.
Twist that assoplasty good like... yea.. like that.
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