I'M YELLING LOUDLY! YOU'RE ALL HUNGOVER AND I'M YELLING LOUDLY!!!!
There. That felt good. And let's face it - you deserved that one. Aren't you a little old for dressing up in kelly green tights and getting shilelaghed on a Monday night? There's nothing sadder than seeing the parade of college girls doing the Walk of Shame this morning dressed as leprechauns.
But Saturday nights are still all right for fighting. Perhaps even getting a little action in? And this Saturday night we present The Brawlston in Allston. O'Brien's. Nine o'clock doors. Three bands, one winner. And by "winner," I of course mean "you." You're the big winner.
Okay, so I've already mentioned our new young friends The Mystery Tramps, ages 15-18 and already way fucking cooler than you'll ever be. Seriously, these guys are still in high school and preparing to rock your bobby socks off. When I was in high school, I was playing horrific Queen covers and taking third place in the high school talent show with this asshole. (NOTE: The asshole is the one on the left. The one on the right seems perfectly nice). You should really catch the Tramps before they explode all up in your grill.
But speaking of people cooler than you, I didn't realize this until today: Todd Rotondi (the front man for the band Soap Stars) is an actual soap star. It's not just a clever name. Apparently, he played Bryant Montgomery on As The World Turns. Check out his imdb page.
So this Saturday night, I'm offering you underage rockers and former television personalities. And where is The Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!
There. That felt good. And let's face it - you deserved that one. Aren't you a little old for dressing up in kelly green tights and getting shilelaghed on a Monday night? There's nothing sadder than seeing the parade of college girls doing the Walk of Shame this morning dressed as leprechauns.
But Saturday nights are still all right for fighting. Perhaps even getting a little action in? And this Saturday night we present The Brawlston in Allston. O'Brien's. Nine o'clock doors. Three bands, one winner. And by "winner," I of course mean "you." You're the big winner.
Okay, so I've already mentioned our new young friends The Mystery Tramps, ages 15-18 and already way fucking cooler than you'll ever be. Seriously, these guys are still in high school and preparing to rock your bobby socks off. When I was in high school, I was playing horrific Queen covers and taking third place in the high school talent show with this asshole. (NOTE: The asshole is the one on the left. The one on the right seems perfectly nice). You should really catch the Tramps before they explode all up in your grill.
But speaking of people cooler than you, I didn't realize this until today: Todd Rotondi (the front man for the band Soap Stars) is an actual soap star. It's not just a clever name. Apparently, he played Bryant Montgomery on As The World Turns. Check out his imdb page.
So this Saturday night, I'm offering you underage rockers and former television personalities. And where is The Batman? He's at home, washing his tights!
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Todd Rotondi (the front man for the band Soap Stars) is an actual soap star. It's not just a clever name. Apparently, he played Bryant Montgomery on As The World Turns. Check out his imdb page.
Who the hell are you and what the hell has you dones with cheezburger?
Who the hell are you and what the hell has you dones with cheezburger?
I actually had to privately ask Pedro what this meant. Apparently, it's some sort of "internet joke."
I actually had to privately ask Pedro what this meant. Apparently, it's some sort of "internet joke."
LAAAAAWL.
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