An overheard conversation between Hogg and Brendo:

Hogg: You know I was thinking about the movie Roadhouse today...
Brendo: Of course you were.
Hogg: And I was thinking - this movie has EVERYTHING.
Brendo: Hmm... tell me more.
Hogg: You like broken windshields, right?
Brendo: I suppose I do, yeah.
Hogg: And you like watching an old man get his auto parts store messed up.
Brendo: Well, sure.
Hogg: And Brendo... what about the Swayze? You like the Swayze, don't you?
Brendo: I'm only human.
Hogg: See? It's got EVERYTHING!
Brendo: Remember that scene where the blonde girl strips in the bar?
Hogg: Hells yeah, I do.
Brendo: I watched that on cable a few months ago. It's really not as sexy as I remember.
Hogg: Yeah, she doesn't do a whole lot.
Brendo: And yet when I was a kid, I used to jerk off furiously to that scene.
Hogg: And now you can only masturbate to the thought of Patrick Swayze's battle with pancreatic cancer.
Brendo: It's weird how life changes, huh?

For those of you Roadhouse fans, come on by the Double Deuce (a.k.a. O'Brien's in Allston) this Saturday night to watch Dalton (the Brendan Boogie Band) kick the asses of some local ruffians (The Mystery Tramps) while Sam Elliot (Soap Stars) grows a cool stubble and dances with my frequently naked blonde love interest (Mike) and gets killed at the end by the bad guy (the bartender, I guess) sending me into a murderous karate-kicking rage. Should be a good show.

It's my way or the highway. The pain don't hurt. I used to fuck guys like you in prison.